I recently found out that my laziness at school despite my superb intellegence is not my fault it is a family disorder. All this time ive been thinking, why am I so damn lazy, both my parents are hardworking citizens of great britain.

To my astonishment I have recently found out that my dad was exactly the same. He like me was a complete genius and went to Oxford but got kicked out after 1year for not doing his work and got a degree somewhere else

I hear you all asking, 17 years old and you didnt know this, thats what I thought at first but then its not the thing you would go bragging about.

Who would have thought that opening a new bank account could be such a long and pointless process, thought it would be fill a questionnaire, mayb a couple of signatures, alass i was wrong.

When my mum had a row with the people at the woolwich i thought ah well, shudnt be too bad, so off we trot to the Lloyds bank. Waited for ten mins before i was seen, then about another 20mins before i actually got into a tiny little room to where my account was to be sorted, 30mins of my life wasted already. Then the person who is sorting my details turns out to be an aprentice and so had to turn round to the supervisors every few seconds. Then the computer started crashing and before i knew it a process that i thought would take five mins was taking in the region of an hour. Ah well, so that was that and now i will be getting a nice new cash card in the next 7-10 days.

CD bought today:
Queens of the Stone Age - Lullabies to Paralyze

Thats all for now - Farewell young viewers

As you lovely viewers might have seen whilst looking down the page, there is a picture of me..

Its a bit rubbish to be brutally honest, but now the hairs grown a bit longer and i like the new look. The picture is unfortunately still with the shockingly bad digital camerajig that fits on a keyring and cost aboot a fiver.

In reference to what you call people from Edinborough - personally i chose not to speak to any of them as they as a race are lets say... interesting (unless anyone reading this is from edinborough then they are the best in the world) I would just call them bonnie Scots although edinburgers should be adequate.