Well lets just start this by saying all my mates are lazy arseholes who are all wankers, but now that weve got that out the way we can start about the gig.
The journey up there was admittedly a tad long but I dont care it was worth it. Me and PNB got into the Boogaloo pub at around 7:30 and started as we meant to go on, getting in a few drinks. Old Laura came in a bit later already half bladdered from her bottle of gin. Then introduced us to a bunch of fine young ladies. Although I think John was a bit too much to handle on the first meeting for most of them. Me being the shy old soul that i am only talked to john and the lovely Laura
When the warm up band came on I was thinking at least we're getting started but in fact I preffered the drinking and chatting, at least it wasnt the most dull music of all time dont get me wrong, it doesnt offend the ears like a celine dion but it just was very very boring, the only reason i didnt boo was because I was only a couple feet away from the band.
But then... YETI. yes twas amazing played all the classics (if you can call them that) plus a selection of songs that I had never heard before. Hopefully they'll do an album in the not too distant future. The amazing deafening sound that was being produced was just too good. Wooo and I was so close to an ex-Libertine, its my dream although dumb arse me didnt get anything signed. But he did take one of Laura's fags, both of them dirty smokers.
Then it was time to depart, back to Highgate tube station - although it did appear that we left at least 2 people behind who should have been coming with us, but I didnt know them so wasnt really my problem. Laura couldn't hide her love for me, making me give her hugs. so it was 3 lovely lasses, me and john on the train down, Laura off her head and making what were quite possibly very offensive messages behind a newspaper ;). Conversations followed about shoes and films and due to John boobs for a short while. The ladies all got off at Bank and me and john went on down towards the southern end of the northern line. Got to Colliers Wood, went home, watched a bit of telly, went to bed, the end.
Again Lazy Wankers
Just incase you think I am being mean to Laura, it was meeting her that was the highlight of the evening :)
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i better have been the highlight of your evening young man as you're always so nasty to me ;)
thanks for coming you yeti virgin and now i suppose you know what all the fuss is about concerning john hassall! you know he's better than peter in a thousand ways :D
newspapers are cruel things!
yo yo! this is rachael (we got the train home with you peoples) glad you enjoyed yea old yeti they are amazing.
i like how you didnt mention the spilling of beer over yourself about 20 times! mhahahaha, okay im mean but it was funny, some woman literally poured a pint down my arm, my jeans and into my shoe, which now, smells like beer..yay..
anyhoo...nice you meet you and all that
:D
x
Helloooo Ant. Im the third girl from the train!
Im glad your liking Yeti! You should come along to Koko too!
Ig nore your stupid friends if they wont come with you its there loss!
byeeeee
"a Celine Dion"? "a"? They tend not to be a species!
You missed out the non-kebab-house kebab house, the tie-skirt, the Short People With Silly Names, the photographer and your trainers!
Being one of those lazy wankers who decided not to go I'm beginning to regret it.
Anything like Celine Dion sounds pretty good to me, as well as John's quick summary their makes it an especially bad decision not to go.
I think you have to do a blog about all of them things because ur version of events sound pretty dissimilar to John's.
the tie skirt was brilliant. i wish i was creative enough to think of random things like that.
and john what about your "who, jesus?".... har har har!!
well what can i say i missed out on this amazing event, i have a quality excuse i was in dorking muahaha. ant ur turning in2 mcmullet spilling ur pint everywhere n i knw u missed me the amigos were nuthin wid out me lol and who are these luvly ladies u told me bout haha
u need a decent haircut. fucking hippy