Well basically the school has to keep us busy for 4 weks after the end of the AS levels due to some Government ruling or sommat and because they have no idea what to do with us they've chucked us off to work experience for a week. So I thought I'd make the best of a bad situation and get some decent experience working for the Wonderful miss Siobhain McDonagh MP of Mitcham and Morden and Godmother of yours truly.
Of course being the busy woman that she is, she will be working in the House of Commons all week whereas I will be working in the scummy little morden office and John please dont come round and make a scene I know what you are capable of, I just hope you have a work experience aswell and so wont have time. Anyway yes I am in a tiny office which consists of 2 rooms and a small toilet out the back. And as for getting good experience unless I want to spend a career reading stuff off a piece of paper then entering into a database its not going to be much use to me. But no this is not just a blog to complain about how dull my work experience is, oh no. In fact in spite of the dull work and poor spacial facilities i am quite happy, I am now sharing the tiny office with 3 19yr old girls. Yesterday there were only 2 which if im honest was better as i was the focus of their attention it being my first day and such and the hot american 1 was acting in quite a flirtatious manner but 2day her fellow yank came in hence drawing attention away from me, the bitch. The 3rd 19yr old is a family friend really and so not really the fun of the others but still i wont complain about the company I keep. Especially as yesterday I was walking in the middle of 2 blondes down morden highstreet and passed my mortal enemy walking with her mum, muaha, the embarrasment in her eyes was brilliant. But apart from the flirtyness from yesterday there will be no office romance as she will probably wont talk to me for the rest of the week because of her friend being there, again bitch.
Im now looking forward to another 3 days of dull work with nice ladies - so until the next time farewell
Comments
just look at this equation: ant + yanks + small spaces, il leave it to your imagination lol
aww i'm so proud of you making your enemy embarassed, wish i could do that!
nice to know you're liking it then, and another girl! last time we spoke it was only the two! luring them all in, are you?
hussy! never heard of this work experience thingy though, sounds a bit gash if you ask me, don't ya already have to do it in year 9 as it is?
haha
damn yanks, where is she from?
should i consider myself a yank? i've lived her long enough... nah, i won't haha
mortal enemy, i have only 1, but alas, it almost kills me everytime, i mean i almost kill everytime
I can't come over there and wind you up! I'm stuck in Wandsworth all week! Damn!
You have an enemy? Why wasn't I informed? Anyone I know?
How come Labour voters get all the girls, eh? It must be government poilicy, or something!
The council made me cut my hair! I feel like a cross between Colina, Harry Hill and Mr Potato Head!