Well lets just start this by saying all my mates are lazy arseholes who are all wankers, but now that weve got that out the way we can start about the gig.

The journey up there was admittedly a tad long but I dont care it was worth it. Me and PNB got into the Boogaloo pub at around 7:30 and started as we meant to go on, getting in a few drinks. Old Laura came in a bit later already half bladdered from her bottle of gin. Then introduced us to a bunch of fine young ladies. Although I think John was a bit too much to handle on the first meeting for most of them. Me being the shy old soul that i am only talked to john and the lovely Laura

When the warm up band came on I was thinking at least we're getting started but in fact I preffered the drinking and chatting, at least it wasnt the most dull music of all time dont get me wrong, it doesnt offend the ears like a celine dion but it just was very very boring, the only reason i didnt boo was because I was only a couple feet away from the band.

But then... YETI. yes twas amazing played all the classics (if you can call them that) plus a selection of songs that I had never heard before. Hopefully they'll do an album in the not too distant future. The amazing deafening sound that was being produced was just too good. Wooo and I was so close to an ex-Libertine, its my dream although dumb arse me didnt get anything signed. But he did take one of Laura's fags, both of them dirty smokers.

Then it was time to depart, back to Highgate tube station - although it did appear that we left at least 2 people behind who should have been coming with us, but I didnt know them so wasnt really my problem. Laura couldn't hide her love for me, making me give her hugs. so it was 3 lovely lasses, me and john on the train down, Laura off her head and making what were quite possibly very offensive messages behind a newspaper ;). Conversations followed about shoes and films and due to John boobs for a short while. The ladies all got off at Bank and me and john went on down towards the southern end of the northern line. Got to Colliers Wood, went home, watched a bit of telly, went to bed, the end.

Again Lazy Wankers

Just incase you think I am being mean to Laura, it was meeting her that was the highlight of the evening :)

Well it was DJ a couple of months ago who first changed the whole background to his blog, then the inbreder so I thought what the hec, everyone else is doing it, why not me aswell, I think the finished article is probably quite a good answer to that question, but i'll let you fine people be the judge of that so if you wouldn't mind in your comments saying whether you are happy with change or to say for fuck sake man go back, go back!

Work experience ended in pretty much the same way as it had gone all week although the last half hour me, an american and the 23yr old mancunian were just chatting - was nice way to end, but the evening was when the real fun started, yes thats right off down the pub to celebrate the end, haha and did we celebrate first of all sneaking into the players lounge while the bouncers wernt looking, getting in a couple before being swiftly removed. Then moving on down the road and got in another 3 rounds before closing time and guess who we saw down the second pub, yes 4 of our teachers, wahey - we didnt approach them and they didnt approach us and that was for the best. And that was pretty much as far as the evening went..

Saturday was pretty dull, went to the church fayre, although it was boring i went out twice in 1st round matches in table tennis tournaments to about 50yr old men and the unbearable heat was well... unbearable. but there was one good outcome of the day (drum role please)

Yes this very stupid looking silver paper hat, John will be proud I was wearing it all day seen by half of the local community and I didnt care, I mean Its bloody cool. And today I went to a lame party, nothing to do just boring so dont really need to put any more detail in there. 1 week then summer Holidays, Yes

Laters people in Blog world

Yep I am about to embark on further work experience based story's. I think it is only right that you lovely people out there should know the full extent of what is happening.

Ok, Tuesday and Wednesday were as the saying goes, dull as dishwater - working it out it was approximately 6 straight hours of inputting data both days and I came home to a massive headache. But today was slightly better made these little card things with the 'risograph' what a machine, its like a photocopyer yet it is better, it can copy around 300 sheets per minute, quality - yes that is how dull my work is, I get excited by a fancy photocopyer. Ahh yes, I was also using a big old fashioned guillotine with a horribly sharp blade, it was making me think that maybe i should have made them fill out the insurance details bit on the work experience form really but i still got all my fingers so im ok this time.

On the female front, wednesday saw a 4th lady enter the office, she was a 23yr old by the name of Jenny, although she has come it did not saty at 4 for more then half a day because the main reason Jenny came in was to take the place of one of the others who is going on holiday. Of course her being the oldest and thus least gettable, she is the one who I talk to and seem to get along with best...

Obviously whilst working I was listening to my good old MP3 player and the beautiful fuck forever, whilst listening though I got paranoid that other people might be able to hear, initially due to the foul language of the song but then also the line 'new labour and tory... its one and the same' probably wouldnt go down to well in a labour office

Only one day more now though... ooh yes also had a really good sandwich today, a 'tania's special club sandwich' so damn tasty.

Losers get haircuts - I will soon be the only one with any sense - farewell