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The Amazing Life of Ant D - Page 12

  • Death of The Holloways

    In a perfect world this blog should have been two seperate entities, the first a positive outlook at Hares a band made up of an ex-Holloway and some Musical Differences and the night that ensued. The second would have been a more negative tail of the fall from grace of my 2nd all time favourite band, the Holloways. But considering my scarce blogging in recent times I think having one to cover the both is more than you as readers deserve.

     

    So onto my first adventure into Camden on Tuesday of this week. I had taken two half days on Tuesday and Thursday in preperation for my Camden Nights and this would mean being pushed for time. At first I thought that I would be going with my sister, in the end it became me, Ross and Leabder without Caroline but that is neither here nor there. I ended up in Camden at around 9pm already fueled up on a mixture of Cheap Cider and decantered lager and the 3 of us made our way to the Flowerpot.

    By the time we got there it turned out we had already missed the first act and were already half way through the second, a band called Patch William who for some reason I had heard of previous. I wasn't too bothered by this though as it wasn't for the warm ups that I had come to this free gig, no it was for the main act of the evening, a band by the name of Hares. We milled around in the bar for a while being served drinks by the one and only Dave Danger, another ex-Holloway who it turned out was now working there. Hares took to the stage at aproximately ten pm and started strumming away into ther night. P9210293.JPGThey play a fairly relaxed folk inspired indie music which although a lot more mellow does not venture too far away from The Holloway based routes. From the single release Pink Radio to the older tracks such as Found the Sound they treated the crowd to a good set which eroused a good atmosphere in the room. It turned out that this was to be the last gig of Bassist Slinky Winfield's last performance with the band. On research it seems Slinky has been around a bit playing bass for the likes of Laura Marling, the More Assured and of course the Musical Differences as well as a number of TV presenting and acting roles. Why have I done this research? You might ask. Well you have heard the expression Life and Soul of a party, whereas Rob Skipper (the initial ex_holloway that I talked of) is the soul, Slinky most definitely is the life. He was a non stop bundle of energy running up and down the stage and provided the vocals for found the sound. I fear for Hares, if they don't find another bassist to replace this energy they may struggle to produce anything with any real commercial appeal.

    Anyway the band finished at around 11 or so if not a tad earlier and Leander left soon after but me and Ross being the party animals we are stayed later and danced to the selection of music dealt to us by the DJ, from Good Shoes to Michael Jackson it provided a backdrop to a beautiful night of dancing and drinking. The offer of a vodka monster for just £2.50 (it doesn't get much better than that in trendy London as you will see later) was heavily taken advantage of as we boogied away. With the liquid confidence running through my veins I initiated conversation with not one but both of the ex-Holloways that graced the room with their presence. I first got a photo with Dave at the bar, then went on to chat to Skipper on stage about how I knew of Hares and how I would be going to see the Holloways later in the week. He said that he too would come to watch them which made me think 'hoorah they are all still chums and who knows they might all get back together'. This may have largely been the drink thinking. I then went on to talk to Dave again, asking him if he would be coming on Thursday, he wasn't he was working. He then unprovoked went on to say how dissapointed he was that Alfie and Bryn (other Holloways) didn't come to this gig, especially considering that the now homeless Alfie was staying at the pub rent free. My feelings dropped, maybe there wasn't as much love as I had hoped. I still left in a jubilant mood.

    Got home remembering very little of the tube journey, fried some eggs with Ross and watched the highlights of Arsenal's 4-1 thrashing of the Tottenham scum. Nice end to what had been a near perfect evening.

     

    Onto Thursday and the second act in my Camden Nights adventure. I was to be seeing the Holloways, ahh the Holloways what a band. This was to be my 13th viewing of the band, the 12th having ended in rather unsavoury fashion with my arrest after being wrongly accused of kicking a girl in the head. Anyway I had high hopes for my first Holloways gig of 2010.

    P9230311.JPGSo me, Caroline and Ross got on the tube at 7:30 and headed to Camden Town station. I was dressed as a complete knob as is acceptable in Camden which came back to haunt me as my lack of coat did not help when faced with a down pour at the other end nor was my beautifully styled hair very rain proof. Anyway we marched up to the stables like there was no tomorrow and eventually after a slight detour via a cash machine and a slight misjudgement in direction on my behalf we got into a very empty proud galleries. Considering this was a good hour and a half after door opening I didn't think my timing was that bad but apparently the fashionably late is the way it is done in these parts.

    What else is there to do in an empty club apart from go straight to the bar? so that is what we did, I bought myself a bottled beer.. £3.60.. for a bottle it was a disgrace. Caroline bought a single vodka with cranberry, £4. From that point I knew it would be an evening without too much alcohol. We went and sat down with our hideously priced drinks and before too long the first band appeared on stage. They were called Milk and immediately announced that they were just filling in as a band had pulled out. This didn't surprise me as they weren't particularly talented with the high point of their lyrical talents being 'I like music, you like music, lets have a party' but nevertheless I did not complain as the band did comprise of a man and two semi naked women. They though were soon over and we took our seats again, despite my better judgement I headed back to the bar for another bottle and after 45 minutes or so the next band came on, Sissy & the Blisters. They were a fairly generic indie rock band complete with oddly shaped guitar and a lead singer off his face on drugs. None of their songs stuck in my head and there were no scantily clad women on stage so their set largely passed me by without too much attention.

    We all knew what was coming next, The Holloways. So we stayed standing after Sissy and danced to the selection of 80s music laid on by Bryn (holloways bassist) who was behind the DJ decks. Before too long the Holloways took to the stage as a 5 piece, of course Alfie and Bryn, the drummer Ed had been part of the band since the original split, a keyboardist who had played the last gig I saw and finally a new afro haired guitarist. I thought great, everyone likes an afro, this can only be an improvement but then they opened on a new songP9230319.JPG and unfortunately it just wasn't very good.. This is the first time I have EVER listened to a new Holloways song and had that reaction. I was already beginning to fear the worst. To be fair to them they did bring it back with a few old favourites such as PSB, happiness and penniless and of course Generator which I danced to like a mad man as usual but I was the only one dancing. It had become clear that the little fame that the Holloways once had was now well and truly over, their performance was met by people just politely bobbing their heads, none of the old passion. Towards the end of the set they played 2 more of their new songs which were a lot more hollowayesque than the first and in fairness were very enjoyable but in a disorganised shambles with a broken guitar they had to cut 'Alcohol' off the setlist due to lack of time, this upset me even more as it was my favourite song off their second album. They eneded as they always do on Fuck Ups which they played well but again brought no reaction from the crowd and thus when they left the stage a dejected feeling came over me and I knew that that had been the worst Holloways show I had ever been to. Yes, I am saying that I enjoyed the one where I got arrested more, at least I have a great story and a signed video as memories from that. A DJ called Wizzard Sleeve came on stage almost immediately after but I wasn't interested and so we just left. I sulked all the way home which included us missing the last tube by a matter of seconds and so having to get a couple of night buses.

     

    The Holloways are and will always remain amongst my favourite bands and I know when I next see that they will be playing in London I will go and see them but I feel the end is nigh. They are just not the band they once were and unless they write a song on their third album (assuming it gets that far) that rivals the likes of Generator and Two Left Feet I think it will be their last. And on that depressing note.

     

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  • Nicole's Birthday BBQ

    Again it is not surprising that I haven't kept up with the blogging and so have missed several exciting events such as the general election, my performance in the local election, the Durham ball, middlesbrough music live, Durham graduation, The Hop Farm festival and I am sure many other things in between. Not to mention the world cup being on. I digress.

     

    It was the hottest day of the year so far, a reported 32 degrees in some parts on the capital and so going to a house full of people and eating hot food didn't seem a great idea and if we (me and Rossen) had listened to the signs we probably should never have gone as on what should be a fairly standard 45 minute journey had many hitches. 1stly the Northern line was down, then my oyster card didn't work, then my debit card wouldn't work then we overshot on the train, then the hammersmith and city line was down and you get the picture. But eventually we got to Nicole's. We put our stuff down and headed straight for the beer as you do. We mainly conversed with each other with odd nearly conversation with randomers and some longer conversations with Hayley. I should point out something whilst I am here, I have only had 4 hours sleep and more than likely am still drunk so this blog is very sketchy and non-flowing but I thought I had to write it now or I would forget. So yeah me and Rossen drank 10 beers between us and half a bottle of whiskey each and partied the night away and we left at about 3ish. The aim was to get the night bus but that never happened and we walked into central as we could see the gherkin and used that as a guiding star. Got to the bottom of that, walked to monument and found a piano randomly sitting in the middle of the street. Half the keys didn't work but it was nevertheless an amazing find. We then decided on a path of mischief which including pissing in the thames, walking through a tunnel which said don't walk, climbed onto a bridge that said don't cross and other such atrocities. Then we sat on the embankment for a while and then went to waterloo, waited a while and then caught the first train back to Wimbledon. I got home at about 8am and now here I am.

      

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  • Alumni

    Well here we are again. Again I said I wished I wrote more often and Again it has been months, in fact more than a year since I last wrote a blog. There is no way I can be bothered to go back over the last year and a bit and tell you in detail about all of it because that would be long and stupid. Instead I shall do a flying tour of the big points in a list and then in detail tell you of my very recent weekend!

    The reason I chose the above title is two fold, a) because this post is going to be largely based on the 'alumni weekend' I just spent and Essex University and b) because the fact that I have now finished university is effectively the biggest thing that happened to me within the last year. If you don't know what alumni means, it effectively means old student. Now for a quick list, 21st birthday (cartoon themed, dressed as Woody from Toy Story), Easter Hols, Ben's 21st Vague Computer game theme, dressed as Wrestler Jeff Hardy), Exams, Graduated with 2:2 in Government and Political studies, Moved out of Uni house, GOT A JOB (working for the UK Border Agency), Went to Rome for a week, Got drugged and mugged in the same night, got arrested and spent a night in jail for something I didn't do (and subsequently got released and apologised to), Christmas 09, New Years @ the Swan in Stockwell, Kalistra's 21st in London, my 22nd, went to Sheffield and saw baby Harry and then this weekend Alumni. It was actually a pretty intense year which I wish I could have blogged about but I don't wish to live in regret, thought there would have been some great blogs in there.

     

    So onto Alumni weekend, I decided a couple of months ago that I would go to this event, along with my friend Mark (who I work with and turns out graduated from Essex Uni 2 years before me). I booked a couple of days off work and even made a Facebook event. Unsurprisingly the event flopped as my friends are all lazy, busy or in other countries, largely though it was the first which was a shame but I didn't fret. Dan and Steph now live in Colchester and so I would definitely see them, I would definitely see Mark and I would definitely see my friends who are now in the third year BUT I would also see my sister who now goes to the very same University that I went to. So it is not like it was a total wash out.

    So I left work and made my way straight to Liverpool St. station and managed to catch the train with seconds to spare, I got to Colchester at about 8:30 where Dan was there to pick me up, what a nice man he is. We went back via the curry house, bought some food and sat down in front of the 3rd leaders debate which was pretty uninspiring with a lot of recycled drivel from the 1st and 2nd speeches. With Dan and Steph both working on the Friday (and the fact that they have both aged into their 50s since leaving university) they decided not to go out but that didn't stop me. So I made my way to Alternative night (now Oscillate). Here i met my sister, Steve, Soley and various others and I danced away to my hearts content. I do miss the days when I DJ'd mostly because it meant that I knew some decent music was going to seep into my eardrums which unfortunately I can't say happened for the majority of the night. P4302346.JPGIt turned out that since my days the night had fallen by thet wayside a little, now heavily taken over by Colchester's 'the Lick' which was effectively just a metal night from town. Gone were the days of a mix of everything from guitar indie to metal via pop punk and drum and bass to be replaced by endless raspy voiced buffoons making noise. Due to this changeover it didn't surprise me that the turn out to the night had drastically receded to approximately a third of what it was last year. No matter, I grinned and bore the pain of all my (the teams) hard work going to waste and drunk and danced away and to be fair I still had a good night but largely due to the company rather than the music. It being the night Steve had finished his last essay of the year, he got himself well and truly sloshed and I had to walk him home, convincing him that I was not doing this for his safety but to see my old haunts. In effect it was somewhere between the two. It was nice to see the old house again, still with Ben's basketball hoop in the back garden. I then jogged back to campus and up to my sister's room where I was to spend the night, we talked until the wee hours and then fell asleep.

    A mere 4 hours later I was to be awoken as Caroline was working in the SU at 12. Unpleasant, yes but it did mean I got to make the most of my time at Essex. I watched a bit of TV and then went down to the SU to buy a drink off my little sister, which was quite fun. I then wondered around the campus a bit bumping into various people that I knew before heading back to Caroline's room. I then got ready for the night ahead. We were going to Waffles, I'm sure I will have mentioned Waffles before as it is effectively the greatest bar in the world but just in case I haven't I will describe it. Waffles is a magical place of 1950s, some may say tack décor, cheap cocktails, karaoke and the greatest atmosphere in the world. Whether it be the friendly manager Charlie who even a year or so after our last visit remembered us and asked how we were or the general acceptance of anybody of any background it is just amazing. Me, Dan and Caroline were the only 3 who made it waffles as many were still hungover from the night previous and weren't as determined as me to make the most of the weekend. We got there at about 8 and made the most of the half priced cocktails before 9. P4302359.JPGDan more-so than the rest managing to buy 8 in one hour and finishing them all within an hour and a half. And so onto the karaoke, in waffles you get the good the bad and the trannys. As I said, waffles is the most accepting place in the world as 3 very much pre-op transvestites took to the stage singing in their very low and booming voices, my favourite song from these was the rendition of human by the killers sounding like it was being re-worked by Leonard Cohen. Then you had the Old man who sang sweet Caroline just for my 18 year old sister, now in any other place in the world I would have been worried for my sister's safety but not waffles, you genuinely knew he meant it in a nice way, later even telling Caroline that he wished he had had a granddaughter. And to our songs me and Dan started as usual with a camp rendition, this time it was sophie ellis-bexter's murder on the dance floor. Caroline then did a Beatles song in a strong American accent soon to be followed my my very long and sad version of Ralph McTell's streets of London (note to self, this song does not make ideal karaoke material). We did many more between us culminating in our final song of the evening which was me and caroline singing day dream believer which became a sing along. At closing time the whole pub sang along to a Coldplay song and then we soon left. We walked up back into town where we shoved Caroline into a taxi and me and dan walked home via the kebbaby. That should really be the end of the night but no, on the walk home me and Dan stupidly decided to steal a no entry sign and put it outside a local shop.. I say local I was carrying the bloody thing for over half an hour and it did become a bit heavy towards the end. This although stupid did make the walk home a little more amusing and eventually we made it home at about 3:30. We watched a little TV then Dan went to bed and I lay out on the sofa but before I knew it, I was awake again at 8am. 2 nights down with only 8 hours sleep between them.

    So I woke up on the Saturday with a plan to watch Mark's hockey match at 2 and then out to Sub Zero in the evening, so naturally it  started with a lazy morning in front of the playstation, playing Heavy Rain which I heavily recommend. We left for town at about midday to pick up Dan's car which had been left in town from the previous night. We were in colchester around Lunch time, yes we did go to Embassy Chinese Buffet and as usual we filled ourselves to excess and felt worse for wear afterwards but I never regret it. Stomach full Dan gave me a lift back onto the campus where I made my way to the 'all weather pitch' only to find that Mark had pulled his hamstring in the warm up and thus would not be playing. Now I don't particularly enjoy hockey so I walked off back to my sister's room and watched some facejacker. Soon after I made my way back to Dan's house where we had a few brewskies and prepared for the night ahead. We made our way down to campus for around half 8 and sat in the SU where we met Bex amongst others and drank away into the night. At 10.30 we thought we should get stamped ready for sub zero, unfortunately it turned out that this was just about everybody's plan and we managed to join the longest, least organised queue in the history of queueing. 45 minutes or so later we got to the front of the queue only to find that there was still no one in Sub Zero, this did not impress me much (da da da da) so I persuaded Dan to come upstairs with me and get some more alcohol in a place where there was more of an atmosphere. The SU bar was too packed so we went to the newly 24 hour opening SU shop where we both downed a large bottle of smirnoff ice which was good and manly.. That done we moved back down to Sub Zero which was beginning to liven up and so we started to dance as you do. The music played and the dancing continued until Steph's friend Zara got too drunk, started crying and wanted to go home. Dan and Steph decided to go with her, luckily I had already instigated a back up plan should such a thing happen. I danced the rest of the night away finding various people along the way, Mark was there as was Michael Maloney and Ben Soley and various others. Dance dance dance, drink drink drink until 3am when the night finished. My backup plan was to sleep on Mike's floor which was in the University Quays, in my 3 years at Essex I had never set foot inside the Quays and so this was an experience in itself, not that I was too bothered being drunk and tired, so I soon fell asleep.

    I woke up at 11, having had a good 6-7 hours sleep, by far the longest I had had all weekend, so I felt remarkably refreshed. I left Mike in bed and walked up to campus only to find that Caroline was still on a training course, so I decided to walk down towards Tesco's and Ben Soley's house. On the way I passed a sports team of some sort who all gave me a round of applause. I was confused at first but then realising I was clearly still wearing what I had been the night before they had assumed I had 'got some' this thought proven when I heard a cry of 'the walk of pride'. Despite this not even slightly being true I found myself enjoying the praise and letting out a rye smile. I got into Tesco and bought myself a pasta salad, a pair of £5 shoes (so I could change out of my Converse which had a whole in and were letting in rain water) and some socks (for the same reason) and then up towards Soley's to collect my VHS and poster signed by the Holloways. Don't ask why he had it as all I will say is it's due to one of the stories of the last year mentioned in the 1st paragraph. I then walked from his house back to Dan's, thinking all the way that this kind of morning could only happen whilst at Uni and that although I loved it, it was time to move on. Got back to Dan's, watched some football, had a lovely meal cooked by Steph, got dropped off back on campus said goodbye to Caroline, hopped into Mark's car and drove home. All in all a wonderful weekend. At the moment I am 50/50 as to whether or not I will go back up for 'The End', it will prbably depend on anyone else going up.

     

    Well that marathon was my return to blogging. As I am now finishing this the day after the General Election results I do have plenty of information to play with for my next blog. Hopefully I will be writing it soon. Either way, much love

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