Yep I am about to embark on further work experience based story's. I think it is only right that you lovely people out there should know the full extent of what is happening.

Ok, Tuesday and Wednesday were as the saying goes, dull as dishwater - working it out it was approximately 6 straight hours of inputting data both days and I came home to a massive headache. But today was slightly better made these little card things with the 'risograph' what a machine, its like a photocopyer yet it is better, it can copy around 300 sheets per minute, quality - yes that is how dull my work is, I get excited by a fancy photocopyer. Ahh yes, I was also using a big old fashioned guillotine with a horribly sharp blade, it was making me think that maybe i should have made them fill out the insurance details bit on the work experience form really but i still got all my fingers so im ok this time.

On the female front, wednesday saw a 4th lady enter the office, she was a 23yr old by the name of Jenny, although she has come it did not saty at 4 for more then half a day because the main reason Jenny came in was to take the place of one of the others who is going on holiday. Of course her being the oldest and thus least gettable, she is the one who I talk to and seem to get along with best...

Obviously whilst working I was listening to my good old MP3 player and the beautiful fuck forever, whilst listening though I got paranoid that other people might be able to hear, initially due to the foul language of the song but then also the line 'new labour and tory... its one and the same' probably wouldnt go down to well in a labour office

Only one day more now though... ooh yes also had a really good sandwich today, a 'tania's special club sandwich' so damn tasty.

Losers get haircuts - I will soon be the only one with any sense - farewell

Well basically the school has to keep us busy for 4 weks after the end of the AS levels due to some Government ruling or sommat and because they have no idea what to do with us  they've chucked us off to work experience for a week. So I thought I'd make the best of a bad situation and get some decent experience working for the Wonderful miss Siobhain McDonagh MP of Mitcham and Morden and Godmother of yours truly.

Of course being the busy woman that she is, she will be working in the House of Commons all week whereas I will be working in the scummy little morden office and John please dont come round and make a scene I know what you are capable of, I just hope you have a work experience aswell and so wont have time. Anyway yes I am in a tiny office which consists of 2 rooms and a small toilet out the back. And as for getting good experience unless I want to spend a career reading stuff off a piece of paper then entering into a database its not going to be much use to me. But no this is not just a blog to complain about how dull my work experience is, oh no. In fact in spite of the dull work and poor spacial facilities i am quite happy, I am now sharing the tiny office with 3 19yr old girls. Yesterday there were only 2 which if im honest was better as i was the focus of their attention it being my first day and such and the hot american 1 was acting in quite a flirtatious manner but 2day her fellow yank came in hence drawing attention away from me, the bitch. The 3rd 19yr old is a family friend really and so not really the fun of the others but still i wont complain about the company I keep. Especially as yesterday I was walking in the middle of 2 blondes down morden highstreet and passed my mortal enemy walking with her mum, muaha, the embarrasment in her eyes was brilliant. But apart from the flirtyness from yesterday there will be no office romance as she will probably wont talk to me for the rest of the week because of her friend being there, again bitch.

Im now looking forward to another  3 days of dull work with nice ladies - so until the next time farewell

Well as you may have guessed I have indeed reached my century of comments left on my blog, but the hundreth comment was not made by any of the regulars but instead by 'Max'. Well done to he, who shall eternally be written down on the history books as comment number 100.

You didn't think that would be it though did you blog fans, oh no, I have plenty of other news items to disclose namely the immense pleasure gained by the fixing of my mp3 player. Me and technology dont mix, I am very talented at breaking or losing anything in the least bit technical but down to my very capable computer literate mates I have been able to fix it and thus not have to shell out a fortune on another one. WOOO

I have found out that I am indeed the all time air hockey champion, I am (out of people I have seen, still havnt seen the apparent shock that is Blondie) the worst pool player ever and injury prone whilst playing football due to chucking myself to the ground every couple of minutes attempting the illusive bycicle kick goal.

Thats all for this blog - heres to another hundred comments